Monday, April 25, 2011

The pope has the biggest candle

Look, it’s fucking enormous.  Never mind those crappy birthday candles you faithful leave in churches for the dead people you cared about in the misguided hope that it will somehow pay for slightly less brutal treatment at the hands of an invisible monster after they’re dead, the pope’s candle is the BIGGEST CANDLE OF ALL TIME, proving that he is considerably more pious and closer to god than you are.  Frankly, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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