A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.
Assuming that Kamal Subhi – who wrote the report – doesn’t think that women driving will cause babies to be born with sexual experience (not something I’m willing to put past him), the claim dissolves into the usual one. He means that if women are allowed the beginnings of freedoms equal to those of men, then fewer of the women he might personally want to fuck would be virgins, which he seems to think is a national emergency.
The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.
These are all extraordinary claims, but the homosexuality one is especially bewildering. I wonder if he means female homosexuality (women will be allowed to visit each other unsupervised so won’t be able to resist jumping on top of each other) or male homosexuality (the women will be off driving around so men will all have to fuck each other until they get home).
Silly as the report apparently is, the problem that women have effectively no rights in Saudi Arabia is highlighted by this sentence in the BBC story:
Though there is no formal ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia, if they get behind the wheel, they can be arrested.
They can be arrested under the blanket acknowledgement that women don’t have the right to do anything at all.